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Eyes in the Wall by Carolyn Wells (1934)

 

I got a KICK-ASS (said like a stoner) coupon from Half Price Books for President’s da, for 40% OFF AN ITEM!!! I went NUTS in my mind, thinking about all the books I have seen that are OVER $20 that I want to read but am too cheap to buy.

So I printed out two coupons (one for me and one for DH) and one of the books I got was this one. It was $25 so I got it for $16 WOO-HOO !!!

This author Carolyn Wells was very popular in her day, but in all frankness, the book was too slow-paced for EVEN ME (and I have NO PROBLEM with REBECCA WEST, the slowest paced writer of all time), and the FAMOUS DETECTIVE (Fleming Stone) is almost heartbreakingly dull-witted. To up the ante, although the book is written by a WOMAN, the text is confusingly misogynistic. EVERY female character is scatterbrained, dishonorable, a liar, semi-hysterical, and a second rate human being. WTF? Is this what Carolyn Wells thinks of her own sex, or did the publisher insist? (Actually the publisher is A. L. Burt, so I doubt they insisted on weak female characters. Seeing as how they published TONS on STRONG female writers with strong characters!) Slow action, retarded detective, tons of misogyny….not really a great book.

Nevertheless, I would probably read another title by her, because it was oddly soothing. It put me to sleep at least five times.

Jerry Junior by Jean Webster (1907)

Note the line drawings of the lady and gentleman

Jean Webster wrote the timeless classic “Daddy-Long-Legs“, so when I saw this book by her I had to grab it. It has GORGEOUS illustration by Orson Lowell, which are really the best thing about the book. It is a perfectly nice book, but  just not in the same ballpark as Daddy-Long-Legs in terms of originality or interest. The story concerns a rich young American fellow wooing a rich young American girl in Italy by masquerading (poorly; I don’t think he ever fooled ANYONE) as a donkey driver….a picturesque donkey driver. The RIDICULOUS wealth of the protagonists contrasts in really an almost revolting way with the poverty and ignorance of the Italians, who are played up for laughs not unlike the treatment in literature of negroes at the time (no upper-class or otherwise impressive Italians are mentioned.)

Jean Webster is certainly an excellent writer; this one just isn’t her best or even close. It was OKAY though.

An example of the excellent illustrations by Orson Lowell. They are gorgeous, and there are NINE!

The New American Homestead by John H. Tullock

This is a worthy book, but it’s scope is so very, very vast (and consequently shallow) that I wonder who the intended readership is. For those who are literally SERIOUSLY starting to homestead, that is, live off of a small farm, I think the information is a bit too broad. Not intensive enough. It reads like a person who knows a good bit about homesteading has tried to write down absolutely everything he knows, starting with WHAT IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS, and continuing to hold forth until he realized that, it would take an encyclopedia to hold everything he knows, so then he gets a lot more general (around the time he starts on LIVESTOCK ANIMALS).

Clearly, if you are going to drop twelve hundred dollars on a livestock animal, you are going to (I hope) get a WHOLE book on that type of animal, not depend on a general reference like this one. ANYWAY: this book is sort of useful, but contained many large chunks of information that I already know (mainly the vegetable gardening parts, which is the majority of the book), but is not specific enough in the areas that I know nothing about. For ME, not a good fit.

Tullock shows the normal weakness inherent on gardening books, of thinking that the reader is going to be living in a climate similar to his (Tennessee). This is so common! NEWSFLASH: no matter where you live, half the country lives in a dissimilar climate, Einstein! But I believe the publishers object to titles like “Gardening and Cooking in Oregon” because that limits the sales to Oregon (or wherever). NOTWITHSTANDING, a book about gardening in Oregon (or Tennessee) is only going to be REALLY useful for the people of Oregon or Tennessee!  It’s irritating, but like I said, so common.

(The only gardening book I have ever found useful is Texas Organic Vegetable Gardening by Garret and Beck. Because I live, (drum Roll) in TEXAS!

Also, I think that in making the book be appealing to a larger audience (not just people with small farms; Tullock insists that this book should be useful to city-dwellers, even apartment dwellers! Which is really rather disingenuous.) Tullock dilutes his message; it is unclear who he is really talking to. If I were his editor, I would have suggested writing a book like this, specifically for suburbanites who could PROBABLY raise food in their yards, SOME food (not all). I think a narrowing of scope would  have improved the book greatly.

But, for people who know absolutely NOTHING about gardening or why they might like to start, it is probably an okay book. If they live in the East, and not in Maine or Florida!

The Window at the White Cat by Mary Roberts Rinehart (1910)

I WANT ALL THESE BOOKCOVERS !!!!!!

What a GORGEOUS dust cover! I read this on eBook, so I don’t HAVE the book OR the cover. POOP!

This gripping yarn by my new heroine MRR is pretty good. It is one of the more literary of her mysteries; by modern standards the action is as slow as molasses, and things pan out pretty much as you would expect. But it is Ultra INTERESTING to read such an EARLY mystery! So many things that became par for the course in later genre writing are really new here: a stake-out (I don’t think that name is even used, but that is what it is), an amateur detective; the exposure of corrupt politicians in their “secret” little club.

APPARENTLY I can get a first edition on A Libris for $40, WITH illustrations. Have I mentioned that FOR SOME REASON the eBook versions have no Illustrations? WHY? WHY DON’T THEY PUT THE ILLUSTRATIONS? I suppose I could buy the first edition AND the fancy dust jacket. I would if I were a lotto Millionaire! But that’s a lot of money. Perhaps I can find it for less if I keep looking!

Growing A Farmer by Kurt Timmermeister

 

In my paying job as a food writer, I get (after a winnowing process) quite a few cookbooks and food-related books to read and review. I don’t get the opportunity to review THAT many in the Austin Chronicle; maybe 6 a year….the rest I will be reviewing here, and on my FOOD BLOG (Hungersauce.com). Here’s one Now!

I am pretty sure that the latest stack I got from my boss came to me because they are advance “proof” copies with absolutely NO resale value. That’s okay; if I were the Food Editor I would want  first crack at the resale dough myself, PLUS, my boss is very cool about giving us any book we are dying to read, even when the resale value is HIGH.

So the copy of this book that I got is essentially printed on toilet paper with NO photographs, but that didn’t stop me from ploughing through it at high speed because the topic is very interesting to me: very small farming. If I were younger, like thirty, I would TOTALLY be trying to buy a small farm at this point, that would be AWESOME. I could do it too! Plus Dave would L*O*V*E  IT ! But I think I am getting too old to do that backbreaking of physical labor. I think I would be wise to stick to the gardening. Oy Vey.

But THIS GUY, in this book, he made the transition to farming from chef-ing in his twenties, and also did the thing where he worked in his OWN restaurant in his twenties (I wish I had gone that route, but it wasn’t possible, I was touring with my band) and then was a RESTAURANT OWNER in his thirties (a better gig) while he was getting his farm off the ground. Then he had a couple of hundred thousand dollars to live on from selling his restaurant while full-time farming. It wasn’t easy or anything, but it was POSSIBLE, more possible that if he had tried to figure out farming with NO money behind him.

The author is not a particularly great writer (this book isn’t Blood, Bones and Butter!), but he writes in a simple and direct style that is completely appropriate to the subject matter. The book is saved from dryness by his engaging humility. He really is not an egoist (odd in a chef, I know!), thank Goodness; if he were it would be a terrible book. But Timmermeister comes across as a really nice person who seems to feel pretty much like a dolt (he isn’t, but you can tell he feels like one), who is eager to tell his story and also share information , HARD-WON INFORMATION, about trying to figure out farming with no one to teach you, while trying to hide what a dolt you are from “real farmers”.

Lots of great information about hog butchering, cow milking, cheese making, vegetable marketing, and orcharding. It is more detailed than the information in the Little House on the Prairie books (Laura Ingalls Wilder goes into great detail about many of these topics, especially in the less popular Farmer Boy, one of my favorerites (probably because of the hog butchering)). Timmermeister would have had a leg up if he had just read the series! But you know what they say, boys won’t read books where the hero is a girl! But anyway, this book, GROWING A FARMER, was absolutely down my alley and I enjoyed it greatly. It was very interesting, in the way that only interesting autobiography can be.

The Bat by Mary Roberts Rinehart (1920)

Well, I went on Wikipedia to discover what year THE BAT was published, and I discovered a whole lot about MRR that I did NOT KNOW! For instance, she FOUNDED the Publishing house FARRAR and RINEHART! and the RINEHART was HER!

I mean, I knew she was awesome, but I did not comprehend HOW awesome. I just knew I like the books by her that I managed to find over the years. WOW.

Also, I have NOT read all her works; there are quite a few that I haven’t yet read. Which is MORE totally awesome, now I can look forward to reading them!

This book, which she wrote with a person named Avery Hopwood (I had thought that a pseudonym, but apparently not) is the main inspiration for BATMAN, among other distinctions. It was published as a serial, and three books came of it, and it was also made into a movie in 1926. The style isn’t classic Rinehart, and I wouldn’t put it near the top of my Rinehart Recommended List, but it was a perfectly good read. Some of the plot points were tired, and the characterizations were a little thin. It features a master criminal named THE BAT and he uses the BATMAN emblem we know of today….very interesting really. I rate this, as a Rinehart book, “Merely Okay”.

Where There’s a Will by Mary Roberts RInehart (1912)

MRR’s writing spans the spectrum of “kinda okay” all the way up to “G*E*N*I*U*S!” I attribute that to several things: her career was long and varied, so naturally, she got better over time, and some projects (especially longer novels) she clearly worked on longer and harder than others; also, she wrote for a LIVING, so sometimes she was just dashing things off to get PAID; also, she wrote in two distinct styles (and I am not really sure which came first), REALLY PAINFULLY EARNEST, and Flip, Frothy, and Funny.

Naturally, the Flip, Frothy and Funny writing is the best, because, she was having fun! These novels and stories tend to be about the absolute upper class, and is gently mocking and usually at least somewhat HILARIOUS. Many of her Mystery novels fall into this category. Typically, her novels about poor and working people, whom she wrote about quite well and memorably, tend to be the Dreadfully Earnest ones (maybe she was trying to write The Great American Novel?)

But in THIS novel, she is writing in the Frothy and Funny style, and it is one of her most enjoyable. The story concerns a bunch of rich people at a spa (an American Spa that I like to imagine is like Hot Springs, Arkansas…though more likely it is in New York State, as the temperatures get to be below zero, so definitely not Arkansas!) But the story is told through the eyes of a working class girl who works at the spa, and that gives all the hijinks a little more depth. Loads of Hijinks, memorable characters, farce, romance.

A Delightful Read.

Alibi for Isabel by Mary Roberts Rinehart

So, you MAY remember when I “accidentally” ended up buying $60 worth of books at A Libris? In my first post? Well, ONE of the books, I guess the seller decided NOT to sell it to me, so I just got a refund (BOGUS!) (To be perfectly fair, it may have already sold to a REAL person in a REAL bookstore and they use hadn’t updated….but still….update your listings, you guys) But I DID get ONE of the books I ordered that day, ALIBI FOR ISABEL.

I knew it was going to be a paperback, but what I DIDN’T know is that it was going to be SO PRETTY! What a lovely artifact! Essentially, I think what this book is, is a way that publishers used to make a little extra dough, by glomming together two rather long short stories (that probably originally ran in magazines) and put them out AGAIN for the paperback market (which I think was mainly people taking subways and commuter trains…we are talking about My Imagination here, of course, I wasn’t around back then.)

But this is a nice book because although I have read pretty much ALL of the LONGER works of Mary Roberts Rinehart, I hadn’t read these two stories, so at least I didn’t pay to re-read something I JUST READ (I read all MRR’s works last week. I just haven’t gotten around to listing and reviewing them yet.)

ALIBI FOR ISABEL reads like a dashed off lightweight dumb little story that MRR wrote to pay the bills….it reads like it originally came out in True Confessions or something, seriously, WAY below her pay grade. I only give it a “Reasonably Enjoyable” rating. The second story, however, THE LIPSTICK, was much better. It reads like it came out originally in something like True Detective Stories. Much more professional, and less overwrought.

TISH by Mary Roberts Rinehart (1916)

 

For starters, let me say this: I am a HUGE Mary Roberts Rinehart fan. I have a beautiful copy of When A Man Marries, and I think that is a truly excellent book in oh so many ways. I am always on the lookout for her books in their earliest editions, but, the pickings are pretty slim, and sometimes when you DO find them they are like twenty bucks, and I prefer to pay LESS than that. I like to get a really great book buy an awesome author for like, three to seven dollars. When I got my Kindle Fire, though, ALL of Mary Roberts Rinehart’s catalogue was there, FOR FREE. Yes, FOR FREE. So I downloaded it all (she was very prolific) and I READ IT ALL. In fact, I read them all the first week of January…and I will be reviewing them here!  (This won’t stop me from buying her books when I am lucky enough to find them, I should add.)

THIS book is the first in a series about a middle-aged lady (Rinehart specializes in middle aged lady protagonists, thank God somebody does!) named Tish, a spinster of fifty (which at the turn of the previous century was pretty old I guess) who refuses to not live life to the fullest. But the pretense of Respectability cannot be dropped either…so Tish and her two spinster friends are constantly having adventures and scrapes of various sorts that they must hide from, essentially, everybody else, and in some cases they have to do hilarious mental gymnastics to allow themSELVES to get away with defying convention. The TISH stories (and I think all the TISH books are essentially collections of stories, some shorter than others) are funny and ridiculous, and usually involve Tish and her friends  smoothing the way  for various star-crossed young lovers, but the books are wholesome, fun, funny, and surprisingly feminist for their era.

Bossypants by Tina Fey

For Christmas DH got me (among other things), a Kindle Fire. I wasn’t exactly sure that I would even like it (I probably would never have bought one for myself) because I LIKE BOOKS…..BOOKS…..MADE OUT OF PAPER.

But, as I discovered in about 30 seconds, giving a Reader a Kindle is like giving a drug addict Crack cocaine. Instant access to every book ever, instantly? That could never be a problem! In what world would that ever be a problem?

Add to THAT, most of the kind of books that I like to read (fiction published between 1875-1950) ARE FREE!!!

As you will see, I have read my eyes SORE with the thing. I think I have read ten books this week on the kindle…the first of which was this one.

I L*O*V*E 30 Rock, I think it is the best television show ever made. EVER EVER EVER !! It is ART!!! So I wanted to read Tina Fey’s book, and on the Kindle it only cost $12. I probably would not have read it if I had had to buy a copy, because it is not the sort of book I tend to buy (I like my books old and cheap). Anyway: Bossypants is pretty good. It’s a light read, funny, and quick (I think I read it in one evening…) It isn’t a chronological autobiography. It reads more like a series of essays, light essays, almost like stand-up bits. The words “frothy” and “lightweight” really apply (but not in a bad way). My major thought after finishing it was, “Tina Fey is SO VERY in the RIGHT ART for HER!!) (Comedy Television) This book gets the: * A Perfectly Fun Read* rating